I mean, come on now, seriously? Who the heck thought it was a good idea to give the hairy inner-thighed white man a form-fitting skimpy piece of underwear to go out and get wet in? Well, it had to be a Euro invention right? Right. The Speedo was first invented by a Scottish man named [...]

Perhaps its a product of years of pampered evolution, perhaps its bad luck in genetic composition, or perhaps its just plain sissyness. Whatever the cause one thing is clear, White People Hate the sun. Oh that bastion of heat and that which brings life to all things organic. That amazing ball [...]

This is yet another one you would think would be obvious, but for some reason you people just don’t understand the white man. White people and wild animals just do not make a good mix. Its like pig and elephant DNA, they just don’t splice. I mean, picture this, a punk rocker is totally in [...]