May 31st, 2008 | by Skinny | published in Other
This is not to say white people hate anyone who is not white. But white people do hate that all non-white people get special names: African-American, Czechoslovakian, Pacific Islander, etc. The list of things people want to be called is confusing for white people, many of who can spend years trying to learn [...]
May 30th, 2008 | by Skinny | published in Jamie Lynn Spears
When Brit Brit went all crazy and started broadcasting her goodies all over town, white people rushed to the internet only to find up-close, high res pics of her stretch marks emerging from a parked car. Whitey then turned his attention to Jamie Lynn, thinking that maybe she would learn from big sis’s ridiculous [...]
May 30th, 2008 | by Skinny | published in Fashion
Much like pool tables, with their multi-colored reminders of multi-colored people, the United Colors of Benetton offer a constant, and high priced, reminder that whitey isn’t alone in the world. When white people spend large amounts of money, they like to be assured that big spending is a sign of their natural dominance. And yet, [...]
