Too Soon? No, way too late in fact. I can still remember chubbing up to those scenes in Naked Gun 33 1/3, yes, Leslie Nielsen was a good looking older man. Also, Anna Nicole Smith had huge bazoombas in that movie and I wanted to TF her so bad I could taste it. Tasted like beef and cheese. Anyways, she was even nice enough to make a video that they still play every once in a while on Showtime where she’s banging her maid. You know I’ve spent thousands of dollars trying to get my maid to bang me and all I have is a really clean house with piles of jizz in every room. Some would say, well if it has jizz everywhere then it’s not really clean, to which I reply, my jizz is clean asshole you wanna fight about it. So this white trash skeez goes out and eats like a suey, has this down syndrome kid (the editors of TWPH.com do not condone this part, but we left it in cause it is kinda sad-funny), hires Howard Stern as a lawyer which never made sense to me, and became a regular good ole fashioned C-word. Then everyone died or something like that. Whatever, good riddens freak lady. But she did get kinda hot towards the end there and even though i knew she could have turned into miss piggy in one trip to the Hometown Buffet, I still would’ve crammed my zippadeedoo into her bippadeebopadee if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, I meant my penis in her vagina.