About Us

ThingsWhitePeopleHate is a site dedicated to providing you with the most annoyingly comedic gripes you are likely to hear come out of a white person’s mouth. The site’s content is written and edited by a team of writers who take great joy in researching and writing about things that white people hate. By using our website you agree to abide by our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy which can be accessed by clicking the preceding links.

Also, we are always looking for the next great comedic writer. If you are interested in having your work published on our site, please check out our Contribute section or email us at info@ThingsWhitePeopleHate.com.

Below are the people of ThingsWhitePeopleHate.com. Click on each author’s name for a list of their contributed works.

Managing Editor

“Skinny“

Bio: Skinny is a hack with too much time on his hands. He surfs comedic blogs in an effort to fill the void in his life left empty by a lack of human contact. He’s been known to take serious offense to meaningless errors on other people’s blogs and wage all out war in an effort to get minor infidelities addressed by the blogs’ authors. Well trained in sitting on his ass, nitpicking other people’s work, Skinny proudly serves as the managing editor of ThingsWhitePeopleHate.com.

ThingSkinnyHatesMost: Blogs that grossly overgeneralize what white people feel.

Favorite ThingsWhitePeopleHate post: The dancing white guy one…nice moves.

Senior Editors

“The Dard“

Bio: The Dard’ began his comedic writing career scribbling such phrases as “I’m watching and excited about it” or “give it an extra jingle” at eye level on the walls in front of urinals. While that was ‘The Dard’ at the tender age of seven, todays ‘Dard’ has evolved into an always exciting, asbestos abating comedic near-genius who’s welcome posts will provide ten seconds of joy to whoever reads them (which coincidentally is the nickname his wife has bestowed upon him “Ten Seconds of Joy”). ‘The Dard’ is also well schooled at the University of Santa Barbara where he put down over 100 gallons of the happy juice, which lead to many fuzzy memories that no doubt have helped groom his ability to add humor to ThingsWhitePeopleHate.com. ‘The Dard’ is planning to use ThingsWhitePeopleHate as a way to get paid for bashing Whitey.

ThingTheDardHatesMost: Writing little blog entires about white people in a feeble attempt to get rich quickly.

Favorite ThingsWhitePeopleHate post: The one about that one white guy who did that one thing with that camel back in the 80’s.

“Big Red“

Bio: Big Red is a recovering degenerate who has mastered the art of converting $0.25 into a six pack and a serving of Del Taco nachos. Although as white as they come, Big Red is cultured beyond his pale freckled complexion and not only speaks fluently the language of the Spaniards, but also lived and took advantage of their culture and its hospitality for a year whilst in college. Big Red adds an international flavor to our group of editors as he has traveled and lived in numerous foreign countries and has loads of bottled up cultural rants to bring to the homes of our readers. Big Red is planning to use ThingsWhitePeopleHate as his form of free psychotherapy since we’re not paying him and his insurance won’t pay for his visits to the shrink.

ThingBigRedHatesMost: Short fat children.

Favorite ThingsWhitePeopleHate post: Anything that starts of mildly funny but then gets funnier and funnier every time you read it until it gets to the point that you can no longer make it through the whole post without bursting out in laughter and becoming unable to finish reading it.

“Ear Muff“

Bio: Ear Muff is that guy most people envision when they think about bloggers. You know, the guy sitting in the basement in his underwear making snorting noises with the phlegm in his throat as he sits there intently rolling the booger he picked last night into a gargantuan ball of dough. Ear Muff is the grunt of the group, often contributing fifteen non-sensical writings before the editorial staff decides to throw him a bone and let one of his marginal works slip through and into your computer screen. Ear Muff is grateful to be surrounded with such masterful writing talent and hopes to use ThingsWhitePeopleHate.com as a way to convince his mother that guys who don’t wear pants really can make it in this world.

ThingEarMuffHatesMost: Hard-working people who make a good honest living doing something that they love….bastards.

Favorite ThingsWhitePeopleHate post: That’d have to be the WhitePeopleHate Automatic Flushing Toilets…..its funny because its true.