TWPH Dictionary
Over time the contributors to TWPH have come up with a slew of new terms to describe things that they hate. In order to better enable our readers to understand some of the terminology sometimes used on the site, we’ve created a TWPH Dictionary of site lingo and slang. Please let us know if you would like to add words to our slang dictionary by sending us an email to info [at] thingswhitepeoplehate.com.
- Douchebag: Noun.
- An object used for vaginal hygeine.
- Someone who is disliked more than just an asshole would be. Usually used to describe someone who is an ass-kiss or just plain worthless.
- Dudebro:
- A male, typically of the thirty thousand dollar millionaire persuasion, who likes to brag about how much he can drink and score, all while adjusting both his pop collar and side-tilted hat using only the aid of the back bar mirror and a misguided sense of purpose.
Can be used as:
- noun: Good god, Janet, this bar is too full of dudebros, let’s go somewhere else.
- adjective: That idiot is such a dudebro, check out the pop on that collar!
- Can also be split up to convey a sense of camaraderie between two dudebros. i.e. “Dude! Did you see that chicks sweet hooters?” “Bro, I’d so tap that.” Males of this type also love to call the bartender boss.
- See also: douche, douchebag, bro, wannabe, lush, tiny penis
- D.U.F.F. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)
- The fat friend that always serves as a blocker for the hot friend.
- The reason for the existence of a “Wing-Man”
- The fall back option for a half-drunken dudebro at a bar.
- See Hot Chicks’ Ugly Fat Friend.
- Jouchebag (pronounced “Jewshbag”): Noun.
- A Jewish douchebag.
