Bristol Palin Nacho Scandal

Radar, Radar — We have a national emergency!

Bristol Palin has just been spotted in a bar…woofing down some nachos and doing other devious things of sort.

It’s the newest, tastiest twist in the underage bar investigation surrounding Dancing with the Stars’ Bristol Palin and a plate full of cheesy, delicious nachos.

…But stuffing your face is not the crime here.

The crime, you ask, is that Alaska officials have reportedly launched an investigation because state law would only allow the 19-year-old to be inside Rumrunner Bar and Grill if it’s been designated as an actual ”restaurant”.

Sources close to Bristol are adamant that the daughter of former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin will be cleared of all charges and once again allowed to eat nachos.