Her segment was by far the single worst moment in the history of the world. I hope aliens don’t see this.

After The Today Show positioned her as someone of extreme importance and relevance, Queen Gosselin came across as the most selfish, self-centered, egotistical person basic cable has ever known.

Ever single world out of this bloodsucker’s mouth was pure drivel. She said she was doing everything for “the sake of my kids.” If you really cared about your kids YOU WOULDN”T HAVE PUT THEM ON TELEVISION IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Then as if on cue she started to cry. It was as phony as TLC is unwatchable. What she is going through is the same thing millions of people go through every day only they don’t get to whine about it to Meredith Vieira. Although, most do get to whine about it to Al Roker.

On top of that, her big observation, the bit of sagacious wisdom she had to depart to other women in her position was “nobody’s perfect.” Thanks for that mind-numbingly obvious insight you vapid blonde leech.

She still wears her wedding ring, and as you might expect, she does it for her kids. I was 16 before I realized my mother wore a wedding ring and 17 before I knew what it meant. Kids have no clue about the significance of a wedding ring nor do they care. However, they do care about being left alone with some strange nanny while mommy and daddy are away being celebrities.

Nice to see the Today Show has nothing else to talk about during these halcyon days of global economic recession and the war on terror. Matt Lauer must have been ecstatic he drew the long straw and didn’t have to interview this piece of crap.

Al Rocker will Straight Drop You, Son!

What’s the only thing keeping Al Roker still alive?

“That Katrina II has yet to arrive?”

No silly, Spencer Pratt.

Pratt and girl toy Heidi were apparently really upset over the “distasteful” questions Roker asked the couple on “The Today Show” this week. So upset in fact that the only reason Spencer claims Roker is still breathing is for the fact that he “got saved” a couple of weeks ago.

Oh don’t go there.

Spencer Pratt is Christian now? What lie will he tell next? I guess he turned religious after that whole torture experience with NBC. Or maybe he thinks God will actually make him become famous?

Jesus saves but he doesn’t save a**holes from attacking black dudes.

And the clock ticks twelve on the final fifteen minutes of this couple’s so called “fame.”

Roker responded with the greatest one liner a black weatherman could ever drop…

“I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt.”