And we all know it’s true.  We have drunken, pill-popping, heroin-shooting celebs like Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse to prove it.  And anyone who’s ever taken even one look at Joan Rivers’ face…well, need I say more?  That woman hates herself more than I hate the fact that George Bush and I are both from Texas (shudder). [...]

Amy Winehouse is literally a crackhead. She prances around the streets of London without a shirt on, which white people normally love, but because she is so abnormally skinny from all the crack, she looks a little like Don Knotts in a bra. Add to that image a 4 foot tall beehive with [...]