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Ok, so maybe we are not CNN or the AP and don’t have breaking news for you as it happens, but at least our stuff is interesting and borderline offensive.  Along those lines here is some new news.  Apparently Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail for imprisoning a male escort.  The AP reported that:

The singer had been convicted in December of handcuffing Norwegian escort Audun Carlsen to a wall hook at his East London apartment. During the trial, prosecutors said Carlsen was held by O’Dowd (Boy George’s real name) for under an hour.  The singer denied the charge, saying he had restrained Carlsen with handcuffs while trying to figure out if a computer had been tampered with. Carlsen, 29, said O’Dowd swung at him with a metal chain as he ran from the apartment after a naked photo shoot.

That is pretty awesome.  Once the washed up entertainers get old and fat they just start handcuffing dudes to walls to ensure they are still able to get their daily dose of man loving.  Good show Boy, good show.