Archive for the ‘Britney Spears’ Category

When I read this same exact title on another blog, I couldn’t help but laugh. “Britney Spears Donates Dress to Haiti.”
‘Oh great, now one of the man in need will be fully clothed in a dress. We can all rest peacefully now.’
Okay, maybe the title was a little misleading.
Spears did not actually donate a dress [...]

Yesterday Britney Spears conservators filed legal papers explaining Spears finances right down to the last penny.
The information is made possible by TMZ.com. Check these wicked expenses out…
From March to December, Spears spent $447,633.69 on security alone. She must need a lot of protection. I wouldn’t blame her either with all the paparrazi.
Spears spent $625,000 to pay [...]

Pop star Britney Spears spent a lot of time sparking wild rumors in recent years, but lately all the talk has been about Britney’s irresistible new look. Rumor has it that Britney Spear’s ex-husband Kevin Federline has also taken note of the re-vamped hot pop star body being donned by Brit Brit. Reports have surfaced [...]

And we all know it’s true.  We have drunken, pill-popping, heroin-shooting celebs like Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse to prove it.  And anyone who’s ever taken even one look at Joan Rivers’ face…well, need I say more?  That woman hates herself more than I hate the fact that George Bush and I are both from Texas (shudder). [...]

Now before I go into a rant about how much white people hate fat Britney, I want to address the many other things there are to hate about her other than her blossoming rotundness. Britney is a not so bright skank hick from the toilet bowl of America (Louisiana….oh don’t give me that, Katrina [...]