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Britney Spears Donates Dress to Haiti

ReynsGems — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:00:07 +0000

When I read this same exact title on another blog, I couldn’t help but laugh. “Britney Spears Donates Dress to Haiti.”

‘Oh great, now one of the man in need will be fully clothed in a dress. We can all rest peacefully now.’

Okay, maybe the title was a little misleading.

Spears did not actually donate a dress to Haiti, but rather a dress to an auction for Haitian relief. Sure, Spears is no George Clooney, but at least she is doing something to help the horrific natural disaster in Haiti.

(Meanwhile, Pat Robertson slams Clooney for also selling his soul to the Devil)

Spears donated a dress from the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it should go for a very high price. It’s amazing that only in America would citizens fork over so much money for a dress, but at least it’s going to a good cause.

Next week, TPH will announce that we are donating Mayo’s old mouse pad to an auction. Bravo to all the celebrities who are doing their part to help out with the Haiti relief efforts.

A Day in the Life of Britney Spears…Priceless

ReynsGems — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:32:48 +0000

Yesterday Britney Spears conservators filed legal papers explaining Spears finances right down to the last penny.

The information is made possible by TMZ.com. Check these wicked expenses out…

From March to December, Spears spent $447,633.69 on security alone. She must need a lot of protection. I wouldn’t blame her either with all the paparrazi.

Spears spent $625,000 to pay Kevin Federline’s lawyers, as ordered by the courts. Ironically, the documents refer to the payments as “Federline Fees.” Nice.

The rapper formely known as K-Fed (is he still called that???) received over $178,000 alone on child support payments from Spears. And that was just from March to December.

So what does the grand total expenses add up to for Spears between February and December?

A cool, $10,116,678.23.

Don’t forget to factor into those expenses a “casual” $3,400 just to hang Christmas lights.

K-Fed Back with Britney?

Celebrity Hater — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:26:11 +0000

Pop star Britney Spears spent a lot of time sparking wild rumors in recent years, but lately all the talk has been about Britney’s irresistible new look. Rumor has it that Britney Spear’s ex-husband Kevin Federline has also taken note of the re-vamped hot pop star body being donned by Brit Brit. Reports have surfaced that the once inseparable pair have reconnected and are secretly having a hot steamy love affair. Kevin has been traveling with Britney and their boys on her “Circus” tour. Reports state that sources close to the couple have noticed that both Spears and Federline seem much happier since the onset of their rumored fling. One person not to happy about the rumors, K-Fed’s girlfriend Victoria Prince. There is no confirmation from any of the involved parties that the rumors are true, but stay tuned because the paparazzi is surely keeping their eye on the situation.

Contributed by MadameDaily.com

White People Hate Themselves

Wordslinger — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:23:26 +0000

And we all know it’s true. We have drunken, pill-popping, heroin-shooting celebs like Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse to prove it. And anyone who’s ever taken even one look at Joan Rivers’ face…well, need I say more? That woman hates herself more than I hate the fact that George Bush and I are both from Texas (shudder). The truth is, white people probably hate themselves even more than they hate Sarah Palin, decorative throw pillows, dumbasses with name tats, or any of the other umpteen million things the amazingly funny writers on this site have detailed their hatred for. We hate ourselves so much that we inject our foreheads with poison to plump out the wrinkles, suck fat out of our stomachs to de-plump the mid-drift, and put water balloons in our chests if we’re female and over our calf muscles if we’re male, all to convince ourselves that we are more beautiful, more fit, more thin, that the next person in line, white or not. With white people, the key word is always MORE. More money, more friends, more clothes in the walk-in closet. Hell, even more addictions, more negative publicity, more horribly bad, “unintentionally leaked” sex tapes. And we doubly hate when we can’t get more. Whatever that more happens to be. Hell, we probably even hate ourselves for hating ourselves, something a therapist could surely fix, if we didn’t hate ourselves too much to actually go.

White People Hate fat Britney

Celebrity Hater — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:42:05 +0000

Now before I go into a rant about how much white people hate fat Britney, I want to address the many other things there are to hate about her other than her blossoming rotundness. Britney is a not so bright skank hick from the toilet bowl of America (Louisiana….oh don’t give me that, Katrina was years ago so the door is back to being open in terms of making fun of that crap state). She is richer than you or I will ever be and never had to work a day in her life for it. And don’t give me that “being a pop-star is hard work” bullshit. For the kind of loot she was raking in I bet you couldn’t find someone who wouldn’t dance around on a stage and lip sink crappy songs written by professional song writers. So, although the focus of this hate is going to be on how that plump hog keeps getting plumper even though all we see of her these days are pictures of her going to the gym (what is she doing, going to the 24-hour fitness and plomping down at the juice bar for 2 hours?), I felt like I had to acknowledge the other many reasons we hate Brit.

Now, on the her fatness. It is clear that Britney is now a cow (see picture), which we hate, but the reason we make such a big deal about it is because she was once one of the most smoking hot pieces of ass ever to grace the inside wall of my bedroom door. I mean, she was quality content for many of those days I used to spend playing sock burn with Mr. Happy. Now, though, the thought of her fat-ass makes me more likely to spew fluids out of my esophagus than the out of the shriveling pecker I’ve got “vay down there.”
Has the world of celebrity ever seen anyone deteriorate so quickly and so drastically when it comes to looks? I challenge anyone to name one former star that was once a sex symbol and now wouldn’t even make the headlines on amateur night at Uncle Zeke’s Strip Club and Rib Joint.

Oh Britney, what have you become. Some more Britney boobalicious images after the jump.