Things People Hate » Clay Aiken http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com Celebrity Rants, Male-Focused News and Other Random Complaints Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:00:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Clay Aiken http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/other/clay-aiken/ http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/other/clay-aiken/#comments Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:24:23 +0000 Lance Lionham http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/?p=900 clay aiken Clay AikenThere, I said it.  It’s been five years since the guy pranced onto the American idol stage and sang with more femininity than David Archuleta is old enough to have even seen yet.  Speculation about his sexuality was all over the place from day one and though he always denied those terribly fabulous rumors it was always dismissed as a non story because why?

Oh, that’s right, nobody gives a f@#$ about Clay Aiken.  He didn’t win shit.

Now we get the news that Gaykin just had a kid  and because of that – because he’s got somebody who is legally obligated to call him Daddy – he feels safe enough in his gayness to admit to People magazine that yes indeed he is gayer than a goose.

Clay, Gay, Clay… We didn’t give a damn when you were actually newsworthy, what makes you think that fatherhood entitles you to some sort of gay pension all of a sudden?  Spamalot not working out for you and you feel the need to go another route?

Too f’ng late, mister pansypants.  The fags (of which I can speak because I’ve been one a long f’ing time) don’t want you.  So please become straight again.  For the sake of kids everywhere please go back in the closet, weld the door shut and take a nice long nap.

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