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Ellen DeGeneres Joins American Idol

If President Obama’s snippy speech to a joint session of congress didn’t get you down, this next news item will certainly have you curled up in the fetal position sucking [...]

TWPH: Ellen Degeneres

Its not that she’s a lesbian, I mean white people don’t really like the gays because it messes up their ability to use family values as a scapegoat to rape [...]