America has a new vandal and the police are hot to track her down, put her in cuffs and strip search her. Then again so is everyone else.

This vandal is none other than Jessica Alba.

Now before you start thinking about her in a torrid prison film, you have to hear what happened. Photos of her defacing property in Oklahoma City wound up on the net. Police somehow saw said photographs of Alba’s rampage (probably while looking for other types of Alba pictures) and quickly began an investigation.

Jessica Alba hates non-profits?

Jessica Alba, while incredibly gorgeous, is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.
When Hollywood tries to make a political statement they often end up doing more harm then good.
That is why many will ask, isn’t it about time Hollywood put down the microphone and podium and stuck to acting.
Unfortunately for Jessica [...]