Anybody think those bracelets would sell?

Anyways, the missile launching brought up another, more interesting question for me.

Is Kim Jong-il jealous of all our amazing, wonderfully hot women?

I mean he must be mad at something. And while Asian girls are usually quite hot, we tend to refer to them as “Asian” and not “North Korean.” Maybe they’re not any hot girls in North Korea. Maybe, just maybe, that’s what Kim Jong-il is also pissy about.

Jessica Biel

Scarlett Johansson

Audrina Patridge

Megan Fox

Well in celebration (if not late) of our great country and our beautiful women, I’ve put together a collection of the hottest (I was gona say “and youngest”…although that may have came out wrong) women in the United States.

Happy birthday America!

Beyonce

The talented and gorgeous actress recently graced the June cover of Allure and has a lot to say about life…a life centered around boyfriend Justin Timberlake, marriage, and the cons of being so hot.

I know it’s a tough job aint it?

Biel, who is 27, admits that she desires a career much like Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman but she struggles to land those desirable roles.

“I’m in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, ‘The Illusionist’ has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No,” Biel complained.

“I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!”

I’ll audition her.

So the big question: Is being too beautiful a bad thing?

“It really is a problem,” she answered. “I have to be blunt.”

A problem as big as abortion, world hunger, or global warming?

For beautiful white people the answer is “YES!”