Look, celebrity-types: We want to see you flying out of exploding buildings brandishing a semiautomatic while wearing little more than a gun belt. We want to hear you singing about your ex boy/girlfriend, how they treated you like shit and how you don’t care because you’re better off without them. We’ll even [...]

White people hate John McCain. The Doubletalk Express, as McCain has been affectionately dubbed by his opponents, is frightening to white people. One day, he says he like Christians, the next day he likes Jews. One day he loves Coke, and not two hours later, you catch him drinking a Pepsi. [...]