Marijuana, however, is not one you would expect to be on that “celebrity rehab list.” It is, now, thanks to Eric Roberts admittance into VH1′s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Julia’s older brother and the father of Emma Roberts is allegedly shacking up with such famous folks as Jeremy London, Janice Dickinson, and Leif Garrett in order to kick the habit.

“Eric quit drugs and alcohol in 1995,” the actor’s wife, Eliza Roberts (an actress and casting director as well), told E! News. “He has no interest in anything, other than marijuana.”

Audience, do you think it’s possible to get that addicted to marijuana or does Eric simply want the attention? Is marijuana as “hard” as alcohol or even heroin?

Things White People Hate break down the best quotes from the week with expert analyses on every single one.

Elisabeth Hasslebeck to Lil Wayne

“Can you brush them?”

Hasslebeck who apparently was curious enough to ask Lil Wayne about his diamond encrusted teeth made the question I’ve been wondering for years.

“Can you really brush them???”

I’m still a little baffled about the point of having diamond encrusted teeth. Anybody have a legitimate explanation for why the hell you would do that?

Jennifer Garner to Matthew McConaughey

“He’s like chemistry and charisma in heat.”

Okay, so it’s not bad enough McConaughey gets to make all of us other dudes look bad with his shirtless jogging photos, but now this???

Garner really took a shot below the knees at all the other dudes out there.

Better watch out Ben Affleck…it appears you just got some new competition brutha.

Spencer Pratt

“We’re not playing. I’m not trying to get pig flu.”

Definitely the comment of ignorance this week. Pratt and fellow newly wed Heidi Montag apparently found it desirable enough to spend the honeymoon in Mexico despite the recent “pig flu” attacks. Little did Pratt know, he’s already making out with one on a daily basis.

Jay Leno to Conan O’Brien

“I had a horrible dream. I couldn’t breathe…then I woke up and realized Conan was holding a pillow over my face.”

Finally the explanation for why Leno went to the hospital last week. I was wondering what Conan was up to now-of-days, but this??? I should have seen it coming.

Julia Roberts to Tom Hanks

“Everybody f– likes you.”

Julia Roberts got straight to the point when she payed a tribute to Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center Gala Tribute.

True. How can you not like Forrest Gump?