A few weeks ago I logged into my Facebook account, only to notice that alongside each page, brightly-colored ads were telling me not so subtly that I need to lose weight, that I need to really consider getting married, and quickly, and that I am probably just a bit too hairy for my own good. [...]

Fat white middle aged housewives everywhere would kill for a chance to meet Oprah Winfrey and get some of those goodies she’s always passing out then sticking you with the taxes that you can’t afford because you don’t have a job because you are home watching Oprah all day. She is beloved by all who [...]