The only thing more pointless and ignorant than ICP is the fecal matter that composes the fan base itself.

For those of you who did not grow up in the 90s or decide to get past the phase of painting your face like a child on Halloween, ICP stands for “Insane Clown Posse,” and the name is fairly accurate to the douche bags who take honor in such a ridiculous act.  

Take for example the Clowns, or the more politically correct “Juggalos,” vicious attacked on former TV reality star Tila Tequila early Saturday morning. 

Tequila was hit by stones and feces immediately after she emerged on-stage, all part of the four-day Gathering of the Juggalos, a term more appropriate for dudes who like to slam each other in the butthole at a homosexual orgy.

Tila told TMZ, “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the s**t out of the port-0-potty and threw s**t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

Classy. 

While all of this sounded like a blast, really, it turns out that one of the “many” recorded highlights included a former wrestler saying that he loved seeing Vanilla Ice perform “Ninja Rap” from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze soundtrack.

Ah, the famous ‘alcohol poison’ card. I should have seen this coming.

Merriman claimed that Tila was drunk and he was trying to keep her safe by keeping her off the road — Tequila’s lawyer, Alan Gutman, says Shawne’s story will be “completely discredited.”

Gutman released the following statement:

Shawne Merriman and his advisors have decided that the best defense is a good offense, attacking Tila Tequila in the press with a lot of calculated spin to cover up his illegal and indefensible actions.

No one, especially a woman, should ever have to endure what Mr. Merriman did to Tila Tequila.

Merriman was arrested early Sunday morning in San Diegoafter Tila signed a citizen’s arrest complaint accusing him of choking and restraining her when she tried to leave Shawne’s home.

Meanwhile, Merriman’s ex, Gloria Velez, says in the four years they dated he never once laid a hand on her and says “it’s out of character.”

Th ex-girlfriend sticking up for the suspect? Hmm…either the dude is innocent or he’s doing one hell of a PR campaign.