You have your fauxhawks, your mohawks, your liberty spikes and your plain old spikes.  You have your cornrows, your devilocks and your dreadlocks too.  You have your recons and your shags.
Don’t forget mullets.
While we’re at it, let’s throw in tonsure and chonmage for good measure.  Then there’s your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, everyday long hair and your [...]

Decorative pillows were invented by someone with far too much time on their hands (Martha Stewart maybe? Or Jon Stewart?). Someone sat at home one day, staring at their empty bed thinking, “Hmm, this bed looks so plain. I wish there was a way to spruce it up so that when people come over I [...]

Dogs are not people. They are dogs, which is why we give them their own species name: dog. And yet, it seems like every time I turn on the television, take my offspring to the park, or cruise the mall looking for high school girls to flirt with, somebody is prancing their poodle or Pomeranian [...]