A few weeks ago I logged into my Facebook account, only to notice that alongside each page, brightly-colored ads were telling me not so subtly that I need to lose weight, that I need to really consider getting married, and quickly, and that I am probably just a bit too hairy for my own good. [...]

As far as I know (and as far as I’m willing to actually research) white people invented the economic model of supply-and-demand, or at least they named it, copyrighted it, and sold it on QVC before anyone else got a chance. White people love the free market because it keeps them rich while also [...]

A couple of weeks ago, I was on vacation with friends, and we sat down for a nice lunch of freshly barbecued hamburgers, potato salad, and sweet tea. Because I tend to put on weight during the summer due to the fact that it’s too hot to leave my house for exercise and I [...]