You sneak into the backroom and lock the door, it’s only been a week since you turned forty-four…I’ll fuck you with these rap lyrics and make you cheat on your diet, I already know you want it, so bitch, don’t even lie it…The volume knob is right there, but I know you won’t try it… [...]

White people love the Star-Spangled Banner but they hate “renditions” of the Star-Spangled Banner.  We prefer a clean, controlled, note-for-note, word-for-word, straight, traditional Banner.  Our national anthem doesn’t need “flavor” or “twang” or “soul” or “rock.”  Nor does it need runs, scatting, improvisation, belting, yodeling, beat boxing, humming or sprechgesang.  It just needs to be [...]

Scores of consumer studies over the past few years have shown that the largest consumers of rap music are white people—white kids, specifically.  Every day, hundreds of thousands of young, tow-headed little honkeys stream into their local Tower Records’ and snap up the latest offerings of 50 Cent, Kanye West, [...]