Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category

Model Flippa Hamilton claims she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being too fat. Hamilton is the same model who was Photoshopped to look super skinny in Ralph Lauren advertisement. Hamilton is a fat 23-year old, a chubby 5′ 10″, and a disgustingly obese size 8. Basically Flippa is a pig in lipstick and heels and she claims “they fired me because they said I was overweight. They said I couldn’t fit in their clothes anymore, because I was too large.”

Does the sound of entrapping your entire body in a coffin-like structure while bright beams of light shine down on you sound like much fun?
For white people the answer is “YES!”
White people fork over millions of dollars to an industry in the business that is constantly extorts the sun.
I’m talking about tanning booths.
White people love [...]

The weekend wedding between New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen was interrupted by gun fire.
A “security guard” shot out the rear window of a photographer’s Suzuki SUV as it raced away from Gisele’s home in Costa Rico.  Although, since it’s a Suzuki there is a chance the back window just broke [...]

Dana White has a history of being an extremely aggressive personality, having been an MMA fight manager prior to his ascension to the top of the MMA World and currently in his role as a fierce executive of the world’s most valuable MMA league. Dana White’s history is one that shows persistence and hard [...]

I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with Bernard Kirk, an active trainer for the Wii Olympics which will take place later this summer. Together we discussed childhood obesity, music, girls, and of course…the Nintendo Wii.
ReynsGems: Thanks for stopping by today, Bernard. I wanted to talk to you more about this Nintendo Wii craze…
Bernard: [...]

If you could be cool, but could only pick a white guy (by some sadistic Genie stipulation), then you would more than likely go with Jeremy Piven. Piven is to white people what Crocodile Dundee is to Australia.
He’s the one ounce of respect we got so naturally we want to hold him close like a [...]