Archive for the ‘Health’ Category:
Swine Flu Is Here And We’re All Going To Die!
If you watch the news, read a newspaper (remember those things) or log onto the internet, you’ll be blasted with swine flu updates, swine flu breaking news and swine flu [...]
Today’s Beauty
I thought I would spend this morning searching for and posting links to some pretty great shots of the women I think most beautiful. Enjoy and if you run across [...]
New Year’s Resolutions
It seems like every year on January 2nd (Note, its not really a New Year’s resolution as it is a day late, but can you really count Jan 1 since [...]
Top Five Reasons to Hook Up with a Fat Chick
Come on guys, don’t get all holier than thou on me now. We’ve all done it and tried to cover it up with excuses of drunkenness, denial, maybe even a [...]
Targeted “You Suck” Internet Ads
A few weeks ago I logged into my Facebook account, only to notice that alongside each page, brightly-colored ads were telling me not so subtly that I need to lose [...]
The Tampon Aisle
As far as I know (and as far as I’m willing to actually research) white people invented the economic model of supply-and-demand, or at least they named it, copyrighted it, [...]
Tomatoes, jalapeños, and any other vegetables that make me want to crap out a cement mixer
A couple of weeks ago, I was on vacation with friends, and we sat down for a nice lunch of freshly barbecued hamburgers, potato salad, and sweet tea. Because [...]
Squirrels
White people hate squirrels. Though white people know that squirrels are nothing but stupid, insect-infested varmints, white people fear the all-knowing looks of squirrels. Not every white person [...]
