Its not that white men don’t want to treat her like she’s an alter boy and they’re Father Nelson, its just that they know they don’t have a ice cream cones chance in Mindy Cohn of getting her. For white men, knowing that there’s a girl out there that would give them a year’s worth of shower duties and watching her select the dark meat at KFC time and time again makes them want to jump off a bridge. And white women are jealous of the ba-dank-a-dank. White women want to be able to stuff a globe sized booty in their low cuts and shake it like a Polaroid picture. White people can only rely on the fact that in about 12 years small families will be able to use her ass as a dinner table and Jeppedo can row a canoe down her hoo-haw. And in about 20 years, people will see her walking down the street and say “Damn, Monica Lewinski’s looking fine.”

For those of you not familiar with the infamous Kardash booty, we have provided you with some images as well as a video montage of the ba-dank-a-dank.

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