Paris Hilton.
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How could you like a giraffe neck’d, fish faced, retarded runway posing bean pole who doesn’t even know what Wal-Mart is. How in the hell do you not know what Wal-Mart is you horrible TV show making leg spreading “that’s hot” bimbo with your silly languages and big feet. Enough with the sex tapes already, nobody wants to see Rick Saloman attempting to have sex with an octopus with blond hair. White people are so sick of Paris Hilton they have turned back to loving Ricki Lake (who has slimmed down and can be seen on the big screen starring in her documentary The Business of Being Born about the trials and tribulations of home birthing – Even John Mayer has a crush on her http://popsugar.com/860664 ) White people love themselves some John Mayer too with that soothing “don’t worry white people everything’s going to be alright” voice, but we digress. Never mind the famous for doing nothing factor, that’s a whole other animal she’d bone to stay famous, it’s the constant attention to her crotch shots and nip slips while sporting the look of a down syndrome preemie that white people can’t stand. And not to say that House of Wax wasn’t a keystone American film, we’re just saying save some of those savory roles for good actresses like Elizabeth Berkley or one of the Olsen twins. Also Paris is a city in France and everyone knows what the French are a bunch of A-holes. So Paris Hilton, it’s official, white people reject your gorilla hands and bad singing so do yourself a favor and be extremely rich and famous somewhere else.
And for those of you with a fetish for the talentless skinny skank type, check out her photo montage.
8:26 am
That muff shot is a classic. She started a trend among the sluttiest Hollywood has to offer.
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9:36 am
Say what you will, but I’d still hit that. She is looking better and better these days IMO.
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6:53 am
Your blog is bad and you should feel bad. I know I feel bad for giving you ad revenue.
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8:02 am
^ clearly one of Paris Hilton’s current boyfriends upset that he’s not the only one seeing boobie.
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8:03 am
“^ clearly one of Paris Hilton’s current boyfriends upset that he’s not the only one seeing boobie.”
haha, yea right, he might be the only one NOT seeing boobie. A chick that shows the world muff can’t be trusted to ever be faithful to less than 10 people. Whore
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4:22 pm
slut slut slut…..worthless useless, slut. I hate paris hilton and her crappy ass perfume. What a slut!
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11:59 pm
I would hit it and I dont care what anyone says,she is still kinda hot.I would wear as many condoms as possible but I would hit it.She isnt exceptionally hot though she looks like your typical slutty blonde chick that hangs around Hollywood clubs that you would hook up with one night and then neglect to call the next day.
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6:23 pm
To be truthfully honest, Paris Hilton is not bad looking but that’s about all. She may have been sort of cutesy as a rich, young dumb blond in “The Simple Life” but she is 27 years old now and has been in jail for violation of the law. Has she learned nothing in the past couple of years? Apparently not, she is still up to her old tricks (sic). At 27, with her connections and money she should have made some sort of dent doing good for society and humanity. Instead, she continues with her teenage mentality filming this ridiculous “Comedy” reality show called “My New BFF” where wanna-be’s vie for her attention. She is only famous because so much press has been given to her and her antics. Surely, if she did not have money and the “Hilton” name to stand by she would not be famous. Her money and name has afforded her the opportunity to do things that most everyday working American’s cannot like making CD’s, designing her own line of purses, perfumes, modeling and small insignificant roles in low budget movies. While she may be able to carry a tune, she is no Donna Summer or Whitney Houston. Having said that, she is neither a super model either like Tyra Banks or Kate Moss nor is she an Academy Award actress – try and tell Bette Davis to move over!
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