Obama Falls Short

Lefty?

Say what you want about former President George Bush, but the dude could pitch.

Barack Obama?

The athletic specimen with serious hoop skills has serious dirt skills – at least when it comes to playing baseball.

It had been four years since Obama last threw a pitch, but with a little bit of practice in the Rose Garden and some last-minute advice from baseball legend Willie Mays, Obama lofted the first pitch at Tuesday’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game in St. Louis.

The pitch didn’t even quite make it to the plate, although the catcher made a life-saving play by scooping it up just in time.

Wait, so you’re telling me he practiced the night before with personal aide Reggie Love (Love the name by the way) and still couldn’t get the ball over home plate?

That is disgraceful. Everyone knows black people in America are suppose to excell in sports!

(Someone whispers something in my ear)

I don’t care if the percentage of American born black players in the MLB is minute. This is a tragedy and way worse when compared to that sneaky check-out he pulled at the Summit last week.

“I’m a White Sox fan,” Obama remarked about the jacket he wore while tossing the first pitch. ”My wife thinks I look cute in this jacket. So, why not?” 

Oh now he’s just trying to butter her up after he got caught last week!