Barack Obama

White people hate Barack Obama. Here at TWPH, we don’t think it’s necessary to revive the ridiculous accusations that have been made about Obama’s faith, his name, or his wife’s occasional slips of the tongue. In fact, we think they’re ludicrous and insulting to white people everywhere, as if we can’t figure out any other reason to hate the guy than his name or his pastor. No, white people are more sophisticated than that. White people hate Barack Obama because he’s black. For hundreds of years now, white people have devised evidence to show that black people aren’t as good as white people. For hundreds of years, white people’s evidence has be shown to be wrong or made up. But white people have persisted in their racism. Now, on the eve of the 2008 election, white people aren’t likely to give up hundreds of years of ingrained hatred just because the candidate might be the best candidate. Hell no! White people are nothing if not persistent. And so white people keep cooking up the evidence that Barack Obama is unqualified, knowing full well that white people hate him because he’s black.