Happy 4th to Ya!

North Korea carried through on threats to launch some missiles despite U.N. regulations and now brings us to the question, “What Will Obama Do?”

Anybody think those bracelets would sell?

Anyways, the missile launching brought up another, more interesting question for me.

Is Kim Jong-il jealous of all our amazing, wonderfully hot women?

I mean he must be mad at something. And while Asian girls are usually quite hot, we tend to refer to them as “Asian” and not “North Korean.” Maybe they’re not any hot girls in North Korea. Maybe, just maybe, that’s what Kim Jong-il is also pissy about.

Jessica Biel

Scarlett Johansson

Audrina Patridge

Megan Fox

Well in celebration (if not late) of our great country and our beautiful women, I’ve put together a collection of the hottest (I was gona say “and youngest”…although that may have came out wrong) women in the United States.

Happy birthday America!

Beyonce