Baywatch Boobies back in Full Tilt

CUE the slow motion run down the beach as the boobies bounce up and down. Former Baywatch stars Traci Bingham, Nicole Eggert, Donna D’Errico and Gena Lee Nolin are everyone’s new rebound thanks to a reality show.

The four talented still fairly attractive women will shack up together in a beach house.

Note: You really couldn’t think of a better tagline.

The series, loosely titled Back to the Bay, will be a “docu-comedy” which examines their new careers. According to MSN, the series will also chronicle Eggert’s efforts as she works on exercise DVDs and raises her 12-year-old daughter, while Bingham is setting up her own dating service. Nolin will promote her new book about postpartum depression, while D’Errico is said to be “a conspiracy theorist” whose goal is to climb Turkey’s Mount Ararat and search for Noah’s Ark.

How sexy!

Executive producer Scott Stone tells Daily Variety, “These amazing women have all embraced the nostalgia of the Baywatch phenomenon and are ready to show us all how to have a blast again.”

A BLAST indeed! Count me out.