Dog Does Dog

Reports are coming out of Colorado that Duane Chapman, famously known as “Dog the Bounty Hunter” was shot at while a bondsman and himself attempted to apprehend a man whose bail was revoked on an attempted murder charge.

You know how once and every while you say, “That really doesn’t surprise me?”

Well that’s what I said, in my head anyways, after I heard this news.

I mean if your a bounty hunter doesn’t it defeat the purpose that you take a five man camera crew and your entire family on every mission you go on?

Aren’t you begging to be shot at?

And what’s even scarier is according to the report, Dog and the bondsman were only equipped with paintball guns.

Paintball guns?

Come on man whatever happened to the ruthless bounty hunters like the dude from “Raising Arizona” who shoots at lizards and drops hand gernades on bunny rabbits?

According to the report nobody was injured although the suspect did escape on a bike, however was eventually apprehended early Wednesday by the Dog. No word yet if any racial remarks were made.

Don’t you know that you never shoot at the Dog? Because the Dog will straight up come back and whoop your ass with a paintball gun.

And the crowd goes…

“I am the Dog, the big bad Dooog!”