Gary Coleman’s Penis in the Middle of Scandal

Nude video footage of the recently deceased Gary Coleman is at the center of a very big lawsuit – $10 million to be exact.

Coleman’s slong is swimming across the Internet, much to the displeasure of the guy in charge of the footage. 

Ron Carlson, the director behind the doc Midgets vs. Mascots (where the footage first appeared) fired off a nasty letter to the publishers at Kikster, accusing them of illegal activity.

Carlson referred to the video as “a direct and blatant violation of our Rights and quite frankly offensive on so many disturbing levels.”

The angry director has given the Web site two options - remove the footage immediately or pay $10,000,000.

What would you do?