“Going Green” The Toothpick Epidemic

A lot of people have been going wild over a photo that surfaced on TMZ.com that illustrates Miley Cyrus stuck mouth wide open while her mother wipes something clean from her teeth.

Many out there in the public and media have taken some hard shots at Miley saying she’s “too good to clean her own teeth” or that the photo further proves that Cyrus is in fact turning into a “diva.”

I’m here to tell you that all those assumptions are false and unfair.

I sat down with Miley and found out that the photo was taken on purpose to create a stance against toothpicks in Miley Cyrus’ newest “Going Green” campaign.

Did you know that millions of trees each year are slaughtered alone for toothpicks?

And you thought they were just handy little hygiene tools!

Did you know that toothpicks are the leading cause of childhood depression and mad cow disease?

Instead of hating on Miley Cyrus, praise her for a bold move against toothpicks. Her “Going Green” campaign is a lesson to us all.

Many people have also speculated what exactly Miley’s mother was removing from her teeth? I’m told it was a piece of lettuce and Cyrus was also making a statement against veggies, stating that “salads and vegetarians are the number one contribution to anoreixa.”

Let us all congratulate and thank Miley for a bold campaign against the destruction of our forest and the senseless act of becoming a vegetarian.