Horse Penis The Number One Search Term on TWPH

Alright, I knew our readers were slightly deranged nipple slip addicts, but I gotta admit that I was shocked when I saw that the number one search term for this site yesterday was “Horse Penis.” I mean, really people? Is work (or unemployment these days) so slow that you have time to think of a reason to search for “Horse Penis” and then actually take the next step (the step that should never have been taken) to google the term “Horse Penis” so that you could see either (i) what one looks like (perverted freak) or (ii) what crazy shumck actually used the term in his blog (that would be I). To be clear, when I wrote about John Mayer’s massive tool a while back I was not meaning to net a frenzy of search traffic who actually wanted to read more about horse penis.  You people are downright twisted.  If I keep getting more search traffic for the term “Horse Penis” I am going to be left with no choice but to turn this blog into a religious soul-salvation themed website to try and save the souls of some of its readers.