Hulk Hogan has learned many things over the last couple tumultuous years, but at least he hasn’t lost perspective on the things that really matter.
Everyone should already know that a Man’s priorities are to such:
A Dog- His Toilet Seat
- A Woman (or in Tiger’s case, ‘many a women’)
That is why I’m not in the least bit surprised Hulk Hogan recently made a big deal out of wanting his “wooden antique toilet seat” back from his ex-wife Linda.
According to legal documents (thanks to TMZ.com), the legendary wrestler accuses Linda of stripping his home of all sorts of valuable items such as chandeliers, a tanning bed (dammit, I knew he tanned!), a wine rack, fixtures, bathrubs, speakers, and the infamous toilet seat from the guest house.
Which brings up a great question, why is the toilet seat so coveted if it was reserved for guests only?
In the docs, Hulk claims Linda’s alleged pillaging left the home in such a bad state, that Hogan refuses to let his realtor show the place to potential buyers.
In the meantime, the only place Hogan can take a dump is at the nearby “porta-potty.”
God Help this man!
