White People Hate Joe Simpson

Who the hell does this guy think he is, he had the gravy train rolling on in to turkey town then he decided to become asshole of the year. You see, when whitey gets a little success he is willing to screw up a few innocent lives along the way, and as stupid as Jessica and Ashley Simpson seem to be, I’d say they are pretty innocent (and hotter than hell). Stupid and hot gives this author a hard on, a yard long. Ok, maybe a hard several inches long but who are you to judge. Anyways, this idiot has the audacity to tell Tony Romo how to bang his daughter and how to throw a football all the while under the guise of being Jessica’s “manager”. Well Mr. Simpson, you can’t even ‘manage’ to pee without sitting down, probably. And don’t get me started with Ryan Cabrera, your other monstrosity, I’m not saying this kids a fag but I get a woody when I see him, so…. Oh wait. Nevermind. So just shut up Joe Simpson, go bang your whore, and make more future sluts, you’re first two are already washed up (but still very, very, extremely bangable, like Ryan, what?).