John Mayer Hung like a Donkey?
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That’s the rumor in some high end Hollywood circles these days. Just when TWPH.com editor Skinny was beginning to wonder why John Mayer was getting so much high quality ass news began to leak about how the worst-dressed pop/rock star was the proud owner of an enormously large love tool. Personally, we’re not sure we buy that a guy who, when singing, looks like a 14-year old boy taking a hard shit is the type of person the holy father would bless with a gino-penis. So, once the story broke we here at TWPH did a little digging. Our top field reporter Big Red, who is the best at poking around a man’s genital area, was deployed and while he cannot confirm or deny the rumors about John Mayer’s gino-hog, he has managed to dig up some dirt. Apparently, John Mayer does appear to be potentially well endowed, so the rumors could be true. In our estimation he is at least blessed with a donkey dick if not a true horse penis. See our photographic evidence for yourself below.
6:23 am
hey.Girls if you like a guy hung like a donkey look me up.I’m ok with all other hung guys getting laid.
I know I’m supposed to booh.We hate him.He might have a big one.Down with that-up with fat,ugly pie eating stupid moron guys getting laid.
No,sorry,us goodlooking,big peter intelligent guys should all get laid,before you morons take over the earth by out breeding the intelligent people.
So ah ray for all us big dicked guy from Peter North to the late John Holmes,Lexington Steel ,Dick Rambone and whoever.
and too bad,short dicks,if this bother you.
Superman.
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12:24 pm
Joe. You are a tool shed. Not just a tool but a full blown tool shed. They should call you Joe the “Tool Box” Tool Shed. Did I make myself clear enough? Tool
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3:48 pm
The picture does not offer compelling proof of even a donkey dick, let alone a horse dick.
You boys aren’t gay, are you? A gay guy would have known this immediately.
Why doesn’t someone take the man out for a few beers and ask him to drop trou? I mean, it does happen.
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5:24 am
that does not look big, I thik Jeff has the best idea
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10:11 pm
Mark my word, it’s just gossip. He is not abnormally hung, trust me.
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9:04 am
nice swim suit? what is that thing? he shoulda waxed first! LOL
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9:56 am
Nah, it ain’t that big, it’s average!
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