Lindsay Didn’t get Edumacated

A story broke over the weekend that Lindsay Lesbian neglected to enroll in a mandatory drug/alcohol education program required as part of her parole stemming from last year’s arrest for a DUI. As a result, the police issued an arrest warrant for the movie star ….singer, er, what does she do again?  Anyways, I’m sure her mouseclicking friend Samantha Ronson is sure to take a strong stance against this and shell out some lover abuse to our dear Lindsay (see Ronson B*tch-Slaps Lohan at Airport as a reminder of how tough the Samster can be). What will Lindsay do next? No one knows, but whatever it is I sure hope it involves gratuitous nudity and a couple of nipple slips.