Assistant, “See Ya Later Lindsay”

Lindsay Lohan’s right hand man woman has just walked out the door.

The woman, accordingly to multiple sources, is none other than Lindsay’s personal assistant.

This may not seem like news to some, but when you hear all that this particular assistant does for Lohan you may quickly change your opinion.

For starters, Lohan is legally prohibited from driving and thus relies on her assistant to take her everywhere, including but not limited to alcohol ed courses.

Friends close to Lohan also tell sources that she is ”incredibly disorganized” and “can’t function without someone leading her by the nose.” Ultimately she seems incapable of scheduling meetings, doctor’s appointments, or working on projects without an assistant.

Hey, I suppose Albert Einstein couldn’t tie his own shoes either.