Madonna Falls Off Horse, Horse is Okay

Madonna is currently recovering from a horseback riding accident.  On Saturday, the pop singer was riding in the Hamptons when her horse was startled by ambushing photographers trying to get a snapshot of the nag.  During the commotion, Madonna was tossed from the saddle.

The half-century old Madge was taken to a local hospital but was released with minor injuries and bruises.  Her people are blaming the incident on the paparazzi, however the horse was upset with Madonna for trying to adopt one of  his colts.

This is the second time Madonna has had an equine mishap.  The Kabala Horse Whisperer suffered three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand after falling off a horse in the summer of 2005.

Apparently being the Material Girl is as easy as falling off a horse.

Needless to say, Madonna has a bit of a licentious reputation and the act of horseback riding offers wonderful opportunities for innuendo.  Therefore, Things White People Hate has compiled a list of headlines we liked to see attached this story.

Madonna Bucked Off

A Stallion Splays Madonna

Madonna’s Mount Tosses Her Off

Creature Madonna Was Riding Gets Scared

Madonna Slips Off Saddle During Her Afternoon Ride

Madonna Taken to Hospital Thanks To Her Stud

Madonna Splattered By Steed

Madonna Whacked in the Saddle… Again

Madonna: Rode Hard And Put Away Hurt

Like An Equestrian Virgin: Being Thrown From A Horse For The Very First Time

Madonna + Horse = Emergency Room

Madonna's accident could have very well looked like this. Although in this picture she seems a little overdress for a casual ride.