Marge Simpson To Appear On November Cover Of Playboy
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Marge Simpson, from the Fox animated show The Simpson’s, will appear on the November cover of Playboy magazine.
The blue beehived beauty will be the first cartoon character to ever appear on the cover of the men’s magazine–that is if you exclude Anna Nicole Smith.
The issue hits newsstands on Oct. 16.
The cover is supposedly celebrating 20 years of The Simpsons. The animated series debut on the Fox Network in December of 1989. The Simpsons is now the longest -running primetime series in U.S. history.
Marge won’t actually be seen naked. The cover has her naughty parts hidden by a chair and inside, Marge is featured in a 3-page pictorial that, according to the magazine, only implies nudity.
No worries. If you really want to see her private pixels do a Google search for “Marge Simpson” with safe search off. You will not only find Marge naked, but you’ll find her doing stuff they wouldn’t publish in Hustler… or so I’ve heard. The only images I look at on the internet are that of kitties.
New Playboy CEO Scott Flanders (no relation to Ned Flanders) claims the idea to feature Marge Simpson in the magazine is to attract “readers” in their 20′s. Currently, the average age of a Playboy “reader” is 35. However, the average age of “readers” who stash the magazine under their bed is 14.
One person not happy with the announcement is Roman Polanski. He was hoping for Lisa.
Marge won’t be the first member of the family to appear naked. If you remember correctly, Bart show off his “bartlet” in The Simpsons Movie.
5:46 am
Marge is hot. Hopefully this will pave way for Lois Griffin?
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4:02 pm
Somehow I saw the Lois Griffin comment coming. Nice Roman Polanski line, I did not see that coming. I actually hope this will pave the way for Laura Croft.
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