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Yesterday on Things People Hate, I talked about the current beef between Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, and since I am such a big fan of Jolie and her work I figured I would pay her the up most respect.
That is why today I’m going to highlight Megan Fox and all of her candid quotes she’s known for giving at interviews.
Sorry Angelina, younger is better.
(quotes compliments of PopEater.com)
On bisexuality: “I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
My Thoughts: Wow, that’s an interesting perspective! Yeah I agree all men are dirty too.
On the beauty of Olivia Wilde: “I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
My Thoughts: She made you want to do what? Dear God!
On the difference between her and Scarlett Johansson: “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”
My Thoughts: Compare Scarlett Johansson and you??? Never! I resent you have to prove you’re a retard too.
On her sex drive: “I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy.”
My Thoughts: None that I can mention on here.
On her acting talents: “I’m terrible in [the first 'Transformers' movie]. It’s my first real movie and it’s not honest and not realistic. The movie wasn’t bad, I just wasn’t proud about what I did… If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven’t done anything yet.”
My Thoughts: I disagree. The way you popped that hood and fixed that car was amazing. How did you get in the role of a car mechanic like that?
On the media’s coverage of her life: “The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo.”
My Thoughts: It was probably more to do with the cake than you. Cakes are delicious.
On modesty and vengeance: “Well, I wasn’t topless. I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone. But that’s a really unfortunate thing that happened. I know who [alerted the paparazzi] and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.”
My Thoughts: Booby stickers save lives.
On digestive curiosities: “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on ‘Transformers’ always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”
My Thoughts: I wouldn’t mention that on a first date. Never mind, a guy dating you probably wouldn’t care anyways.
On Angelina: “[Angelina Jolie] always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I’m sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I’d be like, ‘Who the f— is this little bulls— brat who was in ‘Transformers’ that’s going to be the next me?’ I don’t want to meet her; I’d be embarrassed.”
My Thoughts: Even after she said that you aren’t talented enough to play her roles and that you cannot handle the difficulty of playing Laura Croft?
Fox is either a genius or a clinical imbecile. She’s either on a higher plain of existence or utterly nuts.
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