Megan Fox to Host Saturday Night Live

“Live from New York it’s… line? Line?”

You might hear that come Sept. 26 as bombshell Megan Fox hosts the 35th season premiere of Saturday Night Live.

“Megan is psyched to have gotten this opportunity,” an insider told lifeandstylemag.com.

We’re still using the word “psyched?”

“She has a lot of surprises in store for the audience.”

Would those surprises include reading (from a cue card) and going 90 minutes without a nap?

“This is the perfect opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills.”

By “comedic skills” the insider (Fox’s mouth) means boobs.

The so-called “insider” went on to explain that the first thing Fox did after learning she was going to host SNL was find out what night of the week the show airs.

No doubt Fox is appearing on the Saturday Night Live to promote her new teen horror comedy, Jennifer’s Body. That crap-fest, written by that devil woman who penned Juno, arrives in theaters on September 18th but will more than likely be out-of-theaters before SNL even debuts.

Apparently Fox has already shot the weekly, dies-on-the-vine SNL Short with the mind-numbingly unfunny Andy Samberg.

We actually thought we found a rehearsal video of Fox in an SNL sketch but it turns out it was just Transformers 2.

No word yet on the musical guest. We predict Black Eye Peas.