Is that Monica?

Our tag line on this web site is “celebrity rants, male focused news, and other random complaints,” and since I’ve focused lately on loving celebrities, our female audience (do we actually have one???), and specific complaints I’m going to get back to the basics.

So let’s talk about Monica Lewinsky!

Everyone’s favorite White House intern has fallen into the shadows over the past few years but every once and awhile a photographer decides to give her some love even if she appears to not be giving her any.

Is it just me or has Monica really put on some pounds of late?

I know I was young when this whole scandal took place but Monica needs to get on Slim Fast.

Maybe she has been hanging around Obama and Biden too much at all those burger joints?

(Okay you really stepped over the line there).

Regardless, the 35 year old (celebrity?) is still alive and well.

No answer for why Alan was Cumming all over her in the photo.

I know that’s bad but I couldn’t beat TMZ’s title, “Cumming or Going.”

However I guarantee you tell Hilary Rodham that joke and even she might grin. I guess anything but that nasty, snarly uped up scowl would be nice. Poor thing looks like she could use a laugh every now and then.