Ronson B*tch-Slaps Lohan at Airport

It seems that Lindsay Lohan is in fact the prissy B*tch I have always thought she was. Apparently she and lesbo-lover Samantha Ronson got into a heated argument at the Miami airport this past weekend. The argument involved Lindsay yelling at Samantha Ronson saying that she would not go any further unless Ronson picked up her bags. Ronson responded with a clean b*tch-slap to the face of Lindsay, which further adds credence to my theory that she is in fact a man and no woman-lover of Saggy-Von-Lohan-Tits (which will no doubt make for less of an erection the next time I think of the two of them making it while I rub one out). More details of the fight from TheDirty.com:

“According to American Airlines employee Stephanie, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had an all out brawl in the airport. Lindsay stopped walking in the middle of the airport and said she refused to move until Samantha Ronson carried her bags. She started screaming at Sam “in the middle of the airport in plain view for everone to see” According to the AA employee, Samantha “b*tch-slapped” Lindsay in admiral club lobby because she was acting up. The two then went upstairs to the AA admiral club and sat down right in the middle of club still arguing with each other. According to the AA employee “they didn’t care who saw them”. The airport liaison got so frustrated with Lindsay that she even yelled at her to calm down and that she was making a huge scene. Lindsay tried to pre-board to get away from Samantha, but they refused to let her.” –Source: TheDirty.com