Ryan O’Neal To His Daughter: “Hey, What’s Your Sign?”

Get ready to be sick.

In an interview for the September issue of Vanity Fair, Ryan O’Neal admitted that he hit on his own daughter, Tatum O’Neal… at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral.

There are some things in life you just don’t reveal: anything you pull out of your nose, bathroom accidents resulting in a change of underwear and mistakenly trying to get into your daughter pants.

Not to mention, you never ever pick chicks up at a funeral, much less the funeral of your deceased wife (they weren’t actually married but the sentence flows better if we say they were).

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away, when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me,” O’Neal said. “I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’”

What a loser, he not only tries to pick up his daughter but he doesn’t even have his own set of wheels. Did he take a bus to the funeral?

“Daddy, it’s me — Tatum!” said the Academy Award winning actress after she hurled.

Some publications have tried to excuse O’Neal’s behavior claiming the 68-year old actor didn’t recognize his daughter because he’s an awful father who is no longer in touch with most of children.

That’s doubtful.

One has to wonder what drug O’Neal was on at the time of the incident. For a father not to recognize his own daughter, even after years of estrangement, you have to be very disturbed or very high or both.