Have you see this woman?  She would be the biggest star in Hollywood if she were American.  Instead, she sits in Italy enjoying moderate fame while I am stuck here rubbing one out over stick figures like Paris Hilton and Megan Fox (don’t get me wrong, I’ll continue to rub out one a day to Megan Fox, but Varone may just be hotter).  I wonder how Italy kept this secret from our US intelligence for this long.  It is somewhat disturbing if you really think about it, first Osama Bin Laden can hide for 5+ years and now I find out this little vixen has been hiding for just as long.