Sara Varone Makes Italy My Friend

Have you see this woman?  She would be the biggest star in Hollywood if she were American.  Instead, she sits in Italy enjoying moderate fame while I am stuck here rubbing one out over stick figures like Paris Hilton and Megan Fox (don’t get me wrong, I’ll continue to rub out one a day to Megan Fox, but Varone may just be hotter).  I wonder how Italy kept this secret from our US intelligence for this long.  It is somewhat disturbing if you really think about it, first Osama Bin Laden can hide for 5+ years and now I find out this little vixen has been hiding for just as long.