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Jesus Saves…According to Spencer Pratt

June 17, 2009 5:25 am 1 comment
roker Jesus Saves...According to Spencer Pratt
Al Rocker will Straight Drop You, Son!

What’s the only thing keeping Al Roker still alive?

“That Katrina II has yet to arrive?”

No silly, Spencer Pratt.

Pratt and girl toy Heidi were apparently really upset over the “distasteful” questions Roker asked the couple on “The Today Show” this week. So upset in fact that the only reason Spencer claims Roker is still breathing is for the fact that he “got saved” a couple of weeks ago.

Oh don’t go there.

Spencer Pratt is Christian now? What lie will he tell next? I guess he turned religious after that whole torture experience with NBC. Or maybe he thinks God will actually make him become famous?

Jesus saves but he doesn’t save a**holes from attacking black dudes.

And the clock ticks twelve on the final fifteen minutes of this couple’s so called “fame.”

Roker responded with the greatest one liner a black weatherman could ever drop…

“I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt.”

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  • “Jesus saves but he doesn’t save a**holes from attacking black dudes,” that line is even better than Roker’s “bag of dirt” gem. However, I might actually tune into the Today Show if I knew Roker was going to throw down and I’d pay to watch Pratt get thumped.

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