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The Trump Rule: You’re Fired “Ugly Chick”

November 12, 2009 9:26 am 2 comments

CP The Trump Rule: Youre Fired Ugly ChickCarrie Prejean is all over the news recently, ranging from a defense statement about not having sex on a video and a bunch of other B.S. that this guy could not give two cents about. Then, comments, surfaced about Prejean attacking Donald Trump for only wanting the “pretty” girls to advance in the beauty pageant.

For once in her life Carrie Prejean may be right about something (aside from the gay marriage comment) and this would certainly be “big news” if in fact, it was not something you and I did not already know.

Some of the news outlets are having a field day over an audio tape recorded during the pre-show screening portion of the 2009 pageant, in which Trump guarantees a certain number of “beautiful” women will advance in the contest. Trump explains that when he bought the Miss USA pageant, “the most beautiful people were never chosen. And I went nuts.”

Trump continues to explain on the recording that he’s now on a personal vendetta to implement “The Trump Rule.” A rule that guarantees his staff of professionals will select “almost half” of the beautiful women to at least make it to the first round of the contest. 

For some reason a lot of Trump’s comments come as a surprise to people. Very, very dumb people…but people nonetheless.

I mean, are we not talking about a beauty pageant???

I was always considered a “confused little boy” growing up, but I certainly know that the women in these contests are not judged based on merits. Do you honestly think the winner is the smartest woman on the planet or one who can successfully answer, “What will it take to bring peace to this world?”

If every beauty pageant did not include a bikini contest and enough makeup and perfume to legally classify as chemical warfare – then, yes, I might say the “judges” actually care about something more than looks.

Are there even “ugly girls” in a beauty pageant? Skinny with serious eating disorders, yes – but “ugly”?

So in short, does the “uncovered” audio tape change my perception of Donald Trump? No. He’s still the same old shady and ruthless man like any other Fortune 500 executive in this country.

“You’re f**kin’ fired ugly chick.”

2 Comments

  • First, If Carrie Prejean asked me to rob a bank for her I would. She is so frickin’ hot.

    Secondly, you are absolutely right by saying Trump is absolutely right. It’s a beauty pageant! Ugh-o’s in a beauty pageant is like a football team drafting uncoordinated fat people (the Washington Redskins not withstanding).

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  • apigwithlipstick

    “Under-achiever” (Cheer Up Miss PreeJeen)
    (Using the melody from the Monkee’s “Daydream Believer” and a homecoming queen)
    Just for Carrie Prejean

    Oh she just lies
    About most things
    Twisted Ideology
    Preaching her devout
    Divinity

    It’s ok
    She’s right wing
    And deception
    Is their thing
    Just listen to
    Most any
    Jesus Freak

    Cheer up Miss Preejeen
    Washed up beauty queen
    She’s an
    Under-achiever
    Who lies
    CONstantly

    Bibles are her thing
    Gays should not wear wedding rings
    God tells here how evil this would be

    And her lying never ends
    Just like most Republicans
    A hypocrite
    Just like most of her breed

    Chorus:
    Cheer up Miss PreeJeen
    Christian beauty queen
    She just
    Plays with her beaver
    Crying
    Lord help me please

    Cheer up Miss PreeJeen
    Washed up beauty queen
    She’s an
    Under-achiever
    Who lies
    CONstantly

    Fake, phony and fraud
    It’s ok
    Cause she has God

    Everything’s ok
    If she believes

    Such a hypocrite
    Lost her crown
    Cause she’s unfit

    Preaching
    Her self-serving
    Piety

    Chorus:
    Cheer up Miss PreeJeen
    Christian beauty queen
    She just
    Plays with her beaver
    Crying
    Lord help me please

    Cheer up Miss PreeJeen
    Washed up beauty queen
    She’s an
    Under-achiever
    Who lies
    CONstantly

    Repeat Until End
    apigwithlipstick@aol.com
    CoteHanger 2009©

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