Rachel Uchitel is NOT a Slut

This just in: Rachel Uchitel, aka mistress #1 wants to make it clear to everyone that she is NOT a slut.

…And we would never think otherwise.

Sure, you were sleeping with a man who you knew was married, but it’s unfair to resort to name-calling, right? I mean, the treatment you have received is nothing compared to Tiger Woods and you were also the first victim which grants you some kind of special immunity right?

Uchitel’s lawyers - including the infamous Gloria Allred - fired off a letter to Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher this weekend, ordering the entertainer to remove comments on his Facebook page that refer to her as a “slut,” “whore,” and “hooker.” In the letter, Uchitel’s lawyers say the comments are false and defamatory. They also threaten legal action if the “harsh” words are not immediately taken down.

I’m really not sure what is more damaging: Rachel Uchitel being labeled a “slut” or people suggesting to Tiger Woods that he needs sex addiction therapy.